Nero Turtle

I am not sure if I should take this thing serious or not. If you spend thirty bucks on Amazon you can talk directly with the man himself. It’s important to note that the “H” here is lowercase on the advertisement. Himself and himself are a big differences in my opinion.

The board game cover says you can communicate directly with Jesus via this method.

One reviewer says, “You can use this board like any other spirit board just make sure to protect yourself by saying arch angel Micheal prayer have a bible open on psalm 91 to keep any astral nasties away.”.

Another reviewer wrote, “Also, the messages I’m getting from Jesus are odd – he says his actual name is Asmodeus. Weird! But I still love it!”.

Based on the reviews alone this thing must be serious. I have to get one right away. This thing is ridiculous.